What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.