What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.