Mature Jokes

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

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What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.