Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

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