Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

Austrian Jokes More Austrian Jokes

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

Bond Mature Jokes More Bond Mature Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*