How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.