How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"