What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.