What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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He was a body-builder

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind