What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.