Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.