Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.