Because he came second.
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
