the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
She asked. "Except that." I replied.
You really have a smart uniform.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
A free-LOTR
