What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.