What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.