Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie