Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.