Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.