Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"