Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie