Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.