Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed