What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Why are atheists so dumb?

Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'