What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.