What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.