What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it ..I'll show myself to the door.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

Why are atheists so dumb?

Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.