What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.