What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.