What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats