What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats