What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins