What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats