What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats