What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins