Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!