Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.