Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.