Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman