Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.