What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

Previous Random Joke Next

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.