Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Because homos in Iran do not exist.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Let's get the flock out of here"

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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