Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar