Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Cirque le Jerk

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

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They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Because business is booming.

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If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.