Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!