Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles