Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Seagulls Jokes More Seagulls Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.