Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What's what ' 'What's up dawg ' 'Nothing much hbu' '... Oh hahahahahaha '

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.