Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Caesar!

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Coward ice.

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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Let's get sheet-faced!

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I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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he didn't want to show up for the finals

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

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M'doula obligada.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.