Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Seagulls Jokes More Seagulls Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.