What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper