What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!