What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems