NaCl-more.
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
It was charged with a salt.
YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold
Moo money moo problems