Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

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What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.