Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

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That's lacist.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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It had muscles.

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Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.