Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Sweet Sour Pork Jokes More Sweet Sour Pork Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.