Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.