What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.