What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."