Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench?

A bench can support a family

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.