Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Middle Finger Jokes More Middle Finger Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.