Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

Middle Finger Jokes More Middle Finger Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.