What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.