Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot