Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!