Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches