Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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looks over both shoulders....

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.