Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!