He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.
She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Toby or not Toby
Green Eggs and Hamlet
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot