How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.