How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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Wanna go ride bikes?

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Wanna pizza me

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.