How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

How did one pothead greet the other?

High

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.