How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.