How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift