What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball