What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!