What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.