Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon