Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!