Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons