What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)