What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.