What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.