What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

Socialist Jokes More Socialist Jokes

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."