Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Whats an inmates favorite vegetable?

Cellery.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers