What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter