What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.