What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go