What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!