What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!