What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an american and a canadian?

69 cents.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!