Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".