What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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He whale-d

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh