How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.