How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you