How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert