How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on