How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.