When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.