Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
He had a fear of commitment
Ironic
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
A spooksman !
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
They will give you a piece of your mind.
