What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Misunderstand Jokes More Misunderstand Jokes

What do you call 'a woman's understanding'?

Misunderstanding

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.