What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

Misunderstand Jokes More Misunderstand Jokes

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.