Misunderstand Jokes

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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What do you call 'a woman's understanding'?

Misunderstanding

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!