Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.