Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

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What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.