How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle