What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.