What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !