What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.