What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...