Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!