Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!