Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Freight Jokes More Freight Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!