Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Freight Jokes More Freight Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!