Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Freight Jokes More Freight Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.