Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!