Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"