Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.