What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan