How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!