I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
No L
Cancer
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.
Because the 'P' is silent
They bring flowers to his grave.
With a search party.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
God dogs
Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
Independence Day
Cupigs!