How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

God Jokes More God Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!