How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.