Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.