Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.