Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.