Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Jupiter Jokes More Jupiter Jokes

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)