Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Jupiter Jokes More Jupiter Jokes

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

God Jokes More God Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl