Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Jupiter Jokes More Jupiter Jokes

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.