Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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