Give me a ring sometime.
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An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Lord of the Rings.
It put a ring on it.
Did you planet?
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
Because he liked it.
He just wants her to be down to Mars
I have left my Mark on Mars"
The coming of the Lord.
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
They were both caused by a message from god.
A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!
Moonopoly.
They came in like a wrecking ball.
A wrecking ball
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
