Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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A Blasfemur

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Pretzalcoatl

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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Jupiter

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.