Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.