Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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via sticky notes

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HeHe

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Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.