Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.