How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.